Kamal's Toes
This is the 7th variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call the “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Alligator Vagina”

This is the 7th variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call the “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Alligator Vagina”

My 3rd and 4th gift to you. Yes, this counts as 2 gifts. You know why.

My 3rd and 4th gift to you. Yes, this counts as 2 gifts. You know why.

This is my second gift to you.

This is my second gift to you.

This is the 6th variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call the “Gollum”, because she most likely carries that tennis racket to protect her precious.

This is the 6th variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call the “Gollum”, because she most likely carries that tennis racket to protect her precious.


This is the 5th variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call the “Woodstock”, because this hippie has clearly been stocking up on wood. Also known as the “Woodstalk”, this photo delicately displays the hippie’s wood stalking its prey.

This is the 5th variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call the “Woodstock”, because this hippie has clearly been stocking up on wood. Also known as the “Woodstalk”, this photo delicately displays the hippie’s wood stalking its prey.

This is the 2nd of the celebrity collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call “E.T.” because, camel toe or not, no one knows where that thing came from or where its been.

This is the 2nd of the celebrity collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call “E.T.” because, camel toe or not, no one knows where that thing came from or where its been.

The 4th variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call “The Pressly”.

The 4th variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call “The Pressly”.


This is the 3rd variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call the “Metro-Plexual”, because you can clearly see that this metro is straying from its tracks.
We here at Kamal’s Toes acknowledge that the scientific name for a man-camel-toe is “Moose Knuckle”, but we also believe that segregation is wrong and that all public genital expositions can live together happily as camel toes.

This is the 3rd variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call the “Metro-Plexual”, because you can clearly see that this metro is straying from its tracks.

We here at Kamal’s Toes acknowledge that the scientific name for a man-camel-toe is “Moose Knuckle”, but we also believe that segregation is wrong and that all public genital expositions can live together happily as camel toes.


This is the first of the celebrity collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call “Can’t Be Tamed”.

This is the first of the celebrity collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call “Can’t Be Tamed”.

This is the 2nd variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call the “Black Man’s Camel Toe”, also known as the “Bottom Bitch’s Bottom Bitch”.

This is the 2nd variant of the collection here at Kamal’s Toes. This is what we call the “Black Man’s Camel Toe”, also known as the “Bottom Bitch’s Bottom Bitch”.